great dane

i met a most exquisitely gorgeous young dane today. maybe he was a model, or is one. or he should be. how could he have not been scouted out by now? this kid needs and agent -- i'll be his agent. he would be the easiest sell.

'great dane here for ya -- dewey and sculpted -- hell of a smile!'

the best part is, he's a yogi living in a modern urban cave (aka closet). i don't think i could ever be that authentic.